Should mashed potatoes be crunchy?

[Tisiphone]

I think not.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

FUCK NO.

 

[Tisiphone]

*tosses lunch out*

Damn that microwave at work!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YOU NEGLECTED TO STIR HALFWAY THORUGH COOKING, DIDN'T YOU???

DIDN'T YOU!!!!???

 

[Tisiphone]

I STIRRED!!

i LET THE FUCKING THING GO FOR 2 1/2 MINUTES, STIRRED, THEN AGAIN FOR A MINUTE.

i SWEAR, i STIRRED. dON'T PUNISH ME, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YOU STIR ME. YOU MAY LIVE.

Now go get some fries like a real American.

 

[Tisiphone]

Well, I would...but now I have to go caption "Springer" yet again, because there was a storm in Chicago, and they had some engineering problems.

Yay me.

So glad to know I stir your potatoes. My goal in life is to get everyone whipped into a frenzy.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MMMMM HULK MASH

 

[CaptainWacky]

No they souldn't

 

[Big Dick McGee]

FUCK STIRRING HALFWAY THROUGH, AND FUCK REMOVING THE FILM FROM THE BROWNIE AND FUCK LETTING THE DINNER SIT FOR 2 MINUTES IN THE MICROWAVE!! TOO MUCH FUCKING WORK!!

That's why I end up eating lunchmeats and cheese when I'm on break at my night job. I'm very lazy.

 

[Gagh]

I hate mashed spuds, unless they're somebody's I don't like and I've kneed them in there.

 

[Mentalist]

Americans..


LOL