Should Mika be cloned?

[CaptainWacky]

Should six billion clones of Mika be created and everyone in the world given their own Mika which they are free to tortue, murder or do anything to in order to take out their frustrations at life? I think it would end all wars and crime and make the world a better place. And it would be fun to stab the cunt.

 

[headvoid]

But he brings joy to so many people!

If only he was gay then he might be more accepted in the artistic world!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mika Prime would be alive somewhere in an underground bunker.

 

[headvoid]

I feel bad now his sister has been impaled on some railings.

At least we didnt do a "Mika died last night" thread

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Wow, his sister is in bad shape:

Mika's sister critically ill after fall leaves her impaled on railings
Popstar was reportedly at the scene of the accident
October 11, 2010

Mika's sister has been left critically ill after falling out of a fourth floor window and becoming impaled on a set of metal railings below.

Paloma Panniman, 28, was taken to the Royal London Hospital after falling from the window in Kensington, west London at around 5am (BST) yesterday (October 10).

The fall resulted in her impaling her legs on the metal railings below.

Mika is said to have been in the house when the accident happened, reports The Sun. His spokesperson has now asked for privacy on behalf of the family.

A Metropolitan Police spokesperson said that the incident is not being treated as suspicious.

Anyway, I thought he was bi.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I thought he was annoying.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well anyone we've ever said anything bad about in a joking way might one day find their sister impaled on some railings, so I don't think we should stop posting threads for that reason.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Wise words.

 

[starguard]

*WHEW* for a minute I thought you were all talking about Mika Tan