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SHOULD YOU SUGGEST TO SOMEONE

curiousa2z

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
THAT YOU DEARLY HOPE FERRETS EAT OUT THE MIDDLE PORTION OF HIS INTESTINES,

OR SHOULD YOU KEEP THAT HAPPY IMAGE TO YOURSELF?

signed,
Curious.
 
YOU SHOULD WATCH AS FERRETS EAT OUT THE MIDDLE PORTION OF HIS INTESTINES AND THEN SAY "I ENJOYED THAT! WANT SOME CHIVES?"
 
You shoul put a rat on his stomach, cover the rat with a metal pot, then start heating the pot with a small acetelyn torch. In order to escape the heat, the rat will eat through the person stomach, intestines, what have you.
 
curiousa2z said:
THAT YOU DEARLY HOPE FERRETS EAT OUT THE MIDDLE PORTION OF HIS INTESTINES,

OR SHOULD YOU KEEP THAT HAPPY IMAGE TO YOURSELF?

signed,
Curious.
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Quick update: Never say this to your spouse/lover, your mother or a cop who is writing you a ticket.


Especially that last one, because they have Tasers. It really hurts.

When you say it to your spouse don't mention where you think the ferrets should gain entry to the intestinal area. That's a little over the top IMHO.

Also, she might have a Taser too.
 
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