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Silver Surfer:

Tyrant

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Why in the fuck am I bothering to type this to you lesser beings?
 
YOU SHOW EM hoa0ogoogaoSOPAKFAOSKD,1L234
 
Did he invent the term "surfing the web"? No, probably not.
 
HE DID BUT AL GORE SUED HIM FOR GLOBAL INFRINGEMENT WARNING THING
 
I CAN QUIT ANYTIME! I CAN QUIT ANYTIME!! I"M QUITING SEE?!!? I"M QUITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Do you think that when Silver Surfer first met the Invisible Girl (for that is who she was when they first met) ever subtely moved his foot toward her mini-skirt so he could check out her blonde beaver in his mirror-like foot?

And you have to say the good had good fashion sense. I mean, flying around in space on a surfboard in nothing but Speedos is difficult enough, but he gets matching silver Speedos. Excellent.
 
The Silver Surfer has long since retired and is living in the Florida Keys.

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No...no....
 
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