Gagh
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..Star Trek needs a Star Trek Kid. I dunno - I suppose he could mime some fight with an unamed alien where his shirt could be strategically torn, then he could pretend to fire his phaser (in reality a mobile phone), and perhaps shout "MAKE IT SO!" a lot, or something.
On second thoughts, he could just drop to his knees and shoot his load over a poster of Seven of Nine. That would be more realistic.
On second thoughts, he could just drop to his knees and shoot his load over a poster of Seven of Nine. That would be more realistic.