SKANfest 2006

[OZZY_SKAAN]

WE SHALL BE SKANNING IN 2006. I PERSONALLY SHALL BYTE THE HEADS OFF OF HOGS, PIGS AND OTHER HIGH CHOLESTEROL VERMIN.

MY TRIFOLD MULTIPLE CHINS SHALL QUIVER WITH GLEE AS I SUCK DOWN THE LARD INFESTED BLOOD DRIPPLINGS.

COME WITH ME FOR FUN AND EXCITEMENT. EVEN MORE FUN THAN MY CELLMATE ON DATE NIGHT.

 

[sckan_erator]

I AM THINKING THERE MUST BE TOUR DATES FOR US TO BE KNOWING WHEN WE CAN BE BUYING TICKETS TO THIS GREAT EVENT OK? WHAT KIND OF STANDS WILL THEY HAVE SELLING ITEMS?

 

[BLANK_SKAN]

IT IS TRUE I AM FREE NWO

 

[Neil]

Lord Dimwit Flathead ruled the G.U.E.

 

[OZZY_SKAAN]

I SHALL SELL AUTOGRAPHED PIG HEAD FOR CHEWING ON DURING CONCERT. LIKE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW WE WILL ACT OUT CHOLESTEROL SUCKING IN SEQUENCE WITH ONSTAGE LARD INGESTION. MY BOWEL MOVEMENTS WILL REJOICE

 

[Neil]

Don't squeeze the Charmin.

 

[The_Skan]

WELL YOUR POSTS SUCK NEIL, I JUST LOOKED AT THEM AGAIN. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TOO OK?

 

[Neil]

Hey, look who's expressing themselves a little more clearly now! Good for you!

 

[Bladev1]

When they put the twinkies and lard down...these guys are almost readable

 

[Neil]

They make my dink shrivel up into a button mushroom. Not good.

 

[BLANK_SKAN]

They make my dink shrivel up into a button mushroom. Not good.

IT IS YOUR SIZE THE BUTTON SHORROM LIKE YOU SAY. IF YOU WANT A REACHAROUND GET SAREK TO HELP YOU HE IS A HATER TOO

 

[Neil]

Hm.

I thought so.

 

[s_k_a_n_tastic]

They make my dink shrivel up into a button mushroom. Not good.

MAYBE YOU NEED SOME HELP FROM THE FAT MAN OF MANCHESTER, I UNDERSTAND HE IS GOOD AT COAXING AROUSAL FROM DYSFUNCTIONAL HATERS. HE WILL BLOW YOU FOR A TWINKIE AND A KILO OF LARD.

 

[Dr Fuckofff]

ENRICHED SKAN SHIT CAN HELP IT.

 

[SaintLucifer]

WE SHALL BE SKANNING IN 2006. I PERSONALLY SHALL BYTE THE HEADS OFF OF HOGS, PIGS AND OTHER HIGH CHOLESTEROL VERMIN.

MY TRIFOLD MULTIPLE CHINS SHALL QUIVER WITH GLEE AS I SUCK DOWN THE LARD INFESTED BLOOD DRIPPLINGS.

COME WITH ME FOR FUN AND EXCITEMENT. EVEN MORE FUN THAN MY CELLMATE ON DATE NIGHT.

Skan Audio pronunciation of "SKAN" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (skän)
n. pl. Skan or Skans In both senses also called FAGGOT / DYKE.

1. A member of a traditionally gay people of southwest Africa.
2. Any of the gay languages of the Skan.
3. A group or club whose members are exclusively faggots or dykes
(see 'gay')
4. An individual (male) who seeks sex with members of the same sex
who are preferably extremely young (from the age of 6 and up)
5. Any individual (female) who seeks sex with members of the same sex
who are preferably extremely ugly (beauty is actually unfit for such
activity).