Skiny Vader

[whisky]

For all thats right with ROTS, I cant help but think that caving into Haydens demands to wear the Vader suit himself resulted in a skinny Vader.

He might be as tall as Dave Prowse, but the man was a body builder, even the helmet looks too thin.

I mean the man has artificial limbs, how could they bulk up?

Why not just start him off in the muscle suit, I can take Vader screaming noooooo like a pansy, but he shouldnt have been so skinny.

 

[Donovan]

You gotta figure the Star Wars IV Vader had some middle aged spread going for him, that was why he was beefier. We saw where Annie liked to use the Force to stuff his face with pomegranates, so how hard is it to believe Vader had a secret munchie compartment in his life-size Ipod/Bong chamber? I'd bet that George Lucas had to edit out the orange Cheeto-fingers on the bad boy's gloves when they fixed the whole "Han shot first" debacle.

Anyway, why bust Vader's balls for crying over spilt Padme at the end of SWIII? You gotta remember he was still a young guy: he wakes up to find out he's NEVER gonna tap Natalie Portman's hot little ass again, but also that he flashbaked his L'il Vader so he can't even take advantage of the benefits of using the dark side on all those available Sith Groupies. Hell, if that happened to me I'd cry like a bitch for a week, then build a Death Star to punish the universe. No wonder the guy was the baddest dark Lord ever...he was pent-up.

 

[CaptainWacky]

EXACTLY. If I lost Natalie I'd turn off my suit and let death take me.