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Sluts

Jibbles

Jibbles

Shit Lord, Esq.
Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts.
Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts.
No if and's, and or but's. I fuck sluts.
I fuck sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-suckin,
You'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking,
But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking.
Boo to the nice girls! Praise bae to slut fucking.
I have a list. A list? Yes a list of all the sluts I've missed.
I've never fucked or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts are fucking
Pissed.
So when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list.
Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut sucking,
Suck it slut, sluck it fuck bucket-list...
Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond.
They can be skinny with big tits or skinny with small ones.
Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh with their brains and their clothes all
Shrunk from the wash.
But other girls are pretty and funny and smart.
And they lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart.
They can talk about science, music, or art.
They can put you together or they can pull you apart.
But don't trust these women, don't, don't you dare.
They'll force you to trust them and love them and care.
And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware of that hole in your heart
That that dumb slut left there​
 
Sluts are like cheerleaders or strippers - It seems like a real good idea until you get up close to one.
 
Good I guess. It's the one time of year you can see what most women are really like.

Then you can laugh about how you were right about those dumb cunts all year long.
 
The secret....

Find a lady willing to be a slut in the bedroom. Sluts are a dime a dozen. The combination...not so hard to find.

Btw: Nothing wrong with a slut if all you want is to bust a nut.
 
Maybe with some proper guidance by experienced well-wishers, young vixie can somehow find a way to make herself useful at some point in the distant future.

So let's get started -

Vixie, do you have or can you find a tennis ball?
 
'Gear said:
Maybe with some proper guidance by experienced well-wishers, young vixie can somehow find a way to make herself useful at some point in the distant future.

So let's get started -

Vixie, do you have or can you find a tennis ball?
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I am not a fucking dog.

Now why not grow up and be a real boy. :)
 
vixie said:
I am not a fucking dog.

Now why not grow up and be a real boy. :)
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+1.

Ignore these heathens. They cannot comprehend the magnificence of Vixie!

Share the record number of times you've come while dancing.
 
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