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Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket!

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
You don't have to tell me, sir!
 
I wish Smither would meet a man who would treat him right.
 
I wish Mr Burns would give him some sweet lovin'.
 
Nobody wants to see that.
 
Carl needs to split from Lenny and take Smithers on a whirlwind romance.
 
Carl is not gay!
 
I'm sure he is in at least one episode. Maybe one of the early ones where Smithers is black and Mr. Largo is seen beyond the opening credits.
 
Carl and Lenny veer all over the sexual road like drunken closet frat boys.
 
Lenny was shaving a woman's legs (his wife!?) in one episode when Homer called him. "Shave up, not down, stupid!"
 
They are sneaking around behind thier wives!!!OMG!
 
CaptainWacky said:
Lenny was shaving a woman's legs (his wife!?) in one episode when Homer called him. "Shave up, not down, stupid!"
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But in another episode (the Listen Lady one) he had told Carl he was married to a hot lady, when infact he didn't have anyone.
 
It's funny that they've never done a Lenny and Karl centric episode in 68,483 episodes.
 
They probably have a sign in the writer's room that says in big block letters IF WE DO A CARL/LENNY EPISODE WE HAVE JUMPED THE SHARK, GAME OVER.
 
They did a fuckdamn GIL centric episode!
 
Hey, Gil was good... Gil was... Gil was in the zone!!
 
There needs to be a Hans Moleman centric episode.
 
If/when there is a final Simpsons episode, I predict it will end with the Simpsons leaving Springfield, being waved goodbye by Carl and Lenny. Once the car is off the horizon, Carl and Lenny look at each other for a moment, and then kiss passionately.

Then the whole Simpsonverse will be revealed to be a daydream of Maggie's, who actually belongs to Ned and is autistic.
 
Autistic? OR ARTISTIC!?
 
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