So Horny

[Kitty]

Fuck me
Spank me
SPANK ME please
I need to be disciplined
Ive been so bad
Im covered in your sweat
Youre covered in my warm sticky love
I feel you
deep, hard, so warm
your chin hairs tickle my cheek
the cold breeze caressing my arched back
fist fulls of sheets as as I softly moan your name

 

[Kitty]

Will you stay with me all night?
We will stare at the moon while I snuggle in your arms?
Was I just a cheap whore to you?
Are you just lying there?
Waiting for me to fall asleep so you can sneak out?
Fuck you!!!!!
I dont need your pity cuddling
I already got what I wanted

 

[Kitty]

FUCK YOU
get out of my bed, my house, my life

You just had to ruin the moment
I fuck myself better than you ever have

 

[Dick Prickle]

THE MONEY IS ON THE DRESSER BITCHLOLOL

 

[Loktar]

*FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

 

[The Dork Lord]

WAHT?????????

That money I owed you.

From the W33d I bought.

Left it on the dresser.

 

[Kitty]

This is where it stopped sounding like LC! OMGZLOLOL

I couldnt stay into character. After reading six pages of threads, I figured Id address the bulk of LC's sex posts by starting a parody thread.

 

[Loktar]

Parody? lolwut?

Me not so horny.

 

[Kitty]

^
good

 

[The Dork Lord]

Parody? lolwut?

Me not so horny.

IT'S A MIRACLE!

 

[Loktar]

^FUCK PICKLE N' PUSS!

 

[The Dork Lord]

^FUCK PICKLE N' PUSS!

Yes Loktar, when fucking, those are two important things to have!

 

[Loktar]

Yes Loktar, when fucking, those are two important things to have!

LOL....I can stay mad at you!

You're still not getting any though.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Fair enough.

There's a certain person I'm trying to stay mad at, but it probably won't last...

 

[Loktar]

Fair enough.

There's a certain person I'm trying to stay mad at, but it probably won't last...

 

[The Dork Lord]

 

[Love Child]

Parady Thread?! That was hot! Better than any of mine! I kind of think you enjoyed it too kitty. I think you liked it! I think you want me to lick you! I think. I think, I know I know, w/e Kitty its all good.

No, but srsly good stuff LOL.

LOL I can just see your reaction-you are so funny, you make me laugh.

 

[Love Child]

I really am horny all the time.

 

[Kitty]

Parady Thread?!

Im sure it was obvious enough.

That was hot! Better than any of mine!

yours are much better

I kind of think you enjoyed it too kitty. I think you liked it!

lol

I think you want me to lick you! I think. I think, I know I know, w/e Kitty its all good.

No, but srsly good stuff LOL.

thank you

LOL I can just see your reaction-you are so funny, you make me laugh.

 

[Dick Prickle]

I'm horny: HORNY HORNY HORNY!