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So how come...

The Question

The Question

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...dykes and fags never hook up?

Manly lookin' bitches and bitch-ass lookin' dudes, you'd think they'd be all moistened up over each other, wouldn't'cha?
 
I never thought about this before. After careful consideration, I've decided not to start now. I don't think these moments of reflection would end well....
 
Thrusty said:
good point i think i dyke would be into you.
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Boring and predictable, try harder.

It's a serious question! There's some gay dudes out there that look/sound/act a lot like women! And there's some lesbians out there that look/sound/act a lot like dudes! How come those very, very femme gay dudes don't get all hard (or whatever it is they get) over the bulldykes, and vice versa? Is it just pheromones that set the dykes on the cunt hunt? How can the two groups even tell the other isn't their favorite fuckmeat?
 
But is that what really attracts a burly, moose-like lesbian to somebody? I'm just all confused by it, in a mildly interested way, like how you feel watching National Geographic.
 
This question somewhat intrigues me as well. I know someone that I consider a friend, although I don't get to see her that often. Hot girl. Sadly she'd a lesbian. At one point I met her girlfriend, who also seemed like a nice enough girl. Then the next time I ran into them, the girlfriend was wearing her hair short-short, with a necktie and men's clothes. Sort of the newsboy look from old movies, or an orphan boy from Oliver Twist or Little Orphan Annie. She looked pretty much like a teenage boy.

This mystifies me. If you want someone who looks like a man, why not just go ahead and date a man!?
 
Of course, I've also known at least 3 lesbians were were actually bisexual but hated most guys.

Which only supports the position that women are, by default, fundamentally insane. Now that's not a bad thing, certainly not a knock at women, it's just one of those things you have to be aware of, like, "Any dog, no matter how well trained, will shit on your living room floor at least once if given the opportunity." :)
 
That raises a couple interesting points:

1) ALL people are insane. Women may just, on average, be a tad more insane than men.
2) The girl in the aforementioned story, I forget how it came up, but she had on a nice outfit that accented her...assets. And I happened to mention just how much her ass needed to be slapped. She smiled and stuck her ass out, so I slapped her on the ass. And she was very happy about it. :huh::wub:
 
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