So I started a thread with SO

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

because it seems to want to mean something more than a usual thread title.

But it doesn't.

Unless you're an old Jewish vaudeville comic and the SO is followed by THESE TWO GUYS WALK INTO A.

 

[Tyrant]

Is that you in your avatar?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yes, the one on the right.

Klaus Nomi is on the left, and we are being held by an excited Zach Braff.

 

[whisky]

so, what was your point?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

? Spam has itself as its point, but few blobs of spam are pointy at all, they have right angles from being shaped in the can but the corners are rounded.

SPAM DOES NOT STAB BUT RATHER LEAVES A GREASY TRAIL BONC.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Zach Braff had sex with Natalie Portman (in a movie.)

 

[whisky]

That lucky bastard

 

[Dark Jedi]

I don't think, therefore I spam.

 

[CaptainWacky]

that lucky PORTMAN LOL SWERVE

 

[Dr Dave]

yay for portman

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

FILM COMPOSER RACHEL PORTMAN IS HAWT

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT STARTED WITH A RAAAAAAAAAAPE

 

[Rapecat]

Indeed . . .

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LETS START AT THE VERY BEGINNING
A VERY GOOD PLACE TO START
WITH SEX YOU BEGIN WITH "PLEASE FUCK ME"
BUT WITH RAPE YOU BEGIN WITH TWO ROOFIES
(TWO ROOFIES)
THE FIRST STEPS TO RAPE JUST HAPPEN TO BE
TWO ROOFIES
(TWO ROOFIES)
TWO ROOFIES A GLASS OF WINE AND--!

 

[CaptainWacky]

RAPECAT'S BACK AND POISED TO ATTACK