So I was playing poker with some relatives the other night

[whisky]

One of them upped the aunty.

Uncle was not happy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did one of them get a "full house" but the other say "but there's only three people here!" AND YOU ALL LAUGHED?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Was it your cousin who upped the aunty? And did he go ALL IN?

And did your uncle then say HEY! FUCKNOSE! THERE'S NO COUSIN IN THIS HOUSE!

 

[Mirah]

At first I just read "Playing with my relatives"

I always love playing the dumb blonde (I'm not blonde) and laying down something awesome and asking, "Is this a good hand?"

Works only once. After that I have to put my library glasses on and get serious.

I'm lying, I don't really have glasses. But I really do like playing poker. You don't play strip poker with your relatives do you?
Too soon?
Sorry.
My bad.
I am shaking my head as I hit submit. I have hit a low. So so sorry.

 

[headvoid]

I am naked and wearing librarians glasses.

It's a different mental picture when I say it, compared to when Mirah might say it, isn't it?

 

[Ilyanna]

Different, but not altogether bad, to be honest.

 

[Cassie]

TBH, I always imagine headvoid naked, except for his Hitler 'stache and his librarian glasses.

 

[Mirah]

This is true Headvoid. We are all imagining you naked now. How do you feel?