So if..

[Dr Dave]

the truth often feels like a big cock being shoved down your throat.

What do lies feel like?

 

[Enkephalen]

Lies are like a fist ripping your still beating heart out of your chest and squeezing it until it bursts.

 

[Cassie]

Sometimes lies feel like butter.

 

[Loktar]

Lies feel like cake.

SPONGY CAKE FILLED LIES

 

[Dr Dave]

With Satan's fiery cock cream icing?

 

[Loktar]

Only if Cassie is baking the cake. I make mine with Angel sprinkles.

 

[Dr Dave]

So things that don't exist then?



j/k

 

[Conchaga]

Lies are a date rape drug. You don't really realize what's going on while it's happening, but afterward you know something isn't right.

 

[Seph]

And you feel sore.

 

[Conchaga]

And used.

 

[Seph]

Like a jizzed in discarded sock.

 

[Conchaga]

You kidding? I just turn those babies inside out and re-use them. So, not an accurate analogy for me.

 

[Enkephalen]

Okay, TMI.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Lies feel like life because life is a lie.