So I've been thinking...

[Hambil]

I'm not going to live forever; 1 year, 10 years, 1000 years, I don't know but it's all just a drop in the bucket in the cosmic scheme of things. And it doesn't look like I'm going to have any children, so I say let's burn the mother fucker down. Leave nothing alive. Carl Rove for president!

 

[Cassie]

I would make a more entertaining president than Carl Rove!

 

[Laker_Girl]

That does not sound like a good idea at all.

Besides, aren't you all giddy and excited that change is a'comin'? Allegedly...

 

[FBI parte due]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb1aQVpT-60#t=1m04s

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm not going to live forever; 1 year, 10 years, 1000 years, I don't know but it's all just a drop in the bucket in the cosmic scheme of things. And it doesn't look like I'm going to have any children, so I say let's burn the mother fucker down. Leave nothing alive. Carl Rove for president!

I think it was the Desiderata that included this passage: "Walk around with your pecker hanging out."

 

[Gagh]

No, I'm pretty sure that was Witkenstein.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Nietzsche probably said it too, but didn't have a pen handy at the time (he was wanking).

 

[Gagh]

And let's not forget Mister Ed.

 

[curiousa2z]

He's unforgettable.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HEY ARMANDO IANUCCI I KNOW HIS WORK LOL