So I've plastered the Admin CP with...

[Mentalist]

...memos about the general fitness of Natalie Portman.


"Natalie Portman is sooooo hawt!" ect.


Now is just the waiting game for Jenna to find out and beat me up.

:devious:

 

[Conchaga]

heh... good work. I want screencaps.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's why we elected you!

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You tit.

 

[Mentalist]

ALL TOP DOODLE WANK SECRET INFO BLACKED OUT BECAUSE IT MATTERS SO MUCH!

Eggs is a naughty mofo. *tsk*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't believe Eggs did that!

 

[Mentalist]

You tit.

You're caught now!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I always knew Eggs played bongos.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I have a mind to go in there and replace "Natalie Portman" with "Johnny Depp" in every instance.

If I'm going down, it might as well be for something worth going down on...FOR!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Willy Wonka? Johnny Wanker more like.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's the only one that comes to mind these days. I'm sure there are others I think are hotter and much more fuckable, but they just aren't big enough stars to stay planted in my brain.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Keira Knightley threw up after they kissed.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WELL I'D SAY ELIJAH WOOD BUT I'D BE LAUGHED ALL THE WAY TO DAYCARE

 

[Conchaga]

Why do I feel like I'm out of the loop?

 

[missmanners]

mm

 

[Conchaga]

oh noes!

 

[Ishcabittle]

ALL TOP DOODLE WANK SECRET INFO BLACKED OUT BECAUSE IT MATTERS SO MUCH!

Eggs is a naughty mofo. *tsk*

Isn't that still unsafe? For instance, attackers will know that we run vBulletin!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OH NOES WE SPENT MONEY ON VBULLETIN THEY WILL HAVE ALL OUR CREDIT CARD INFO NOW OH NOES REMEMBER WHEN THINGS WERE SO SIMPLE AND OUR TITS WERE PERKY YEAH I MISS THOSE DAYS YEAH