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So jail awaits me!

Thrusty

Thrusty

TK addict
So next month I am hittin the clink for only 10 days. Never been, imagine I'll be lossing weight as I've heard the food sux. But looking at long work outs and little bit of reading to get my Zen on. Wee bit worried because there are ton of drugs around here so i imagine I'll be in wiff a bunch of coming down tweekers. Good Times!
 
I was dumb enough to get a DUI. Blew a .236 and as of Jan. 1st its a mandatory 10 days in fun house. 1st alcohol offense ever and I have had only had 1 speeding ticket in the last 31 years. But no complaints i was in the wrong and lucky i didn't kill anyone. Lesson learned.
 
Ever seen Oz? That's what it's like

You need to decide what group to affiliate yourself with: The Homeboys, Aryans, Muslims, Wops, Spics etc..
 
Do you think they'll let you post on TK from jail? If you can, I think it'll be a TK first, and you'll make history here... :P
 
Cassie said:
Try to sleep through the whole thing with your butt to the wall.
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LOL thats great! I've been told not to try and sleep through it you'll go crazy. so lots of good spiritual books. Maybe read Eckhart Tolle's last 2 books.

And i think i will get my OZ on and at least try to get a tear drop tat. And then maybe go work our in the yard Edward Norton style with the swastica on my chest LOL.
 
I managed to sleep for a week in jail once. Makes the time go by much faster.
 
Cassie......jail? no way but if so i feel better about myself because your not a bad person and you've been in.

I'll try to post if i can that would be hilarious. TK from the clink!
 
I used to be a druggie.. lol you don't have to be a bad person to go to jail. I hope you're going to a jail where you can talk through the toilet. Everyone should have a tidy bowl friend.
 
I mostly slept and read when I was in jail. If it's country, you most likely won't be raped or have to join a gang like on TV. Kinda sucks if you're a smoker tho...
 
Don't you have an option of not going to jail if you do meetings or something? Or do you still have to do that? Do you have to get a thing to blow in in your car now? Take Care Thrusty! And I'm glad you didn't hurt anyone. (or yourself)
 
Yeah I'm cool with it because nobody was hurt. But its a no tolereance policy in this state. you get setenced to 90days to 3years and they suspend 80days upon completion of all your alcohol education(24hrs) and therapy classes(60+hrs) and finally 50 hours of community service. And thats for a first ever alcohol offense. and as far as driving I've had one speeding ticket ever and that was last year.

Its all good though I'm a big boy and not gonna bitch and say its unfair. Its a rule and i broke it. I'm sure jail will be fine although i have been hitting the gym a little more lately, couldn't hurt anything!
 
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