So Mike is meant to be on stage peforming Thriller in less than 24 hours.

[Mentalist]

Can't help but be skeptical that he will even bother showing up.

He does tend to say he'll do something then go dressing as women and singing stuff like "HO HO HO GREEN GIANT!"


He better fucking do it the cunt.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He'll send out a robot version of himself and it'll catch fire and the fans will jump on stage to put it out and all suffer second degree burns to their balls then the real Michael jumps out and says "JESUS LIVES!"

 

[headvoid]

A team of sexbots with aluminium breasts will put out the fire with Pepsi suqirting from their teats which will offend the elders of the jehovah witnesses but mike will make it all ok by doing a version of all along the watchtower purely through the medium of tap

 

[The Tomtrek]

I hope he goes "ooow".

I hear he does that.

 

[Henoch]

i'll be listening to MJ shortly.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hope he phones up Martin Bashir live on stage and says "MOTHERFUCKER!" then drinks a pint of peas.