so the ultimate irony...

[Ishcabittle]

"OMG HEROES TONITE" i was heard to exclaim to my lady. "OMG I NOES!!" she exclaimed back.

"is teh teevoh gonna pick it up?" i quiried.

"yes, we are teh go for launch" she replied.

i wonder why i can't remote to the server at home i wondered to myself, piling my shit in the car to run home.

we get home, and our cable's been cut. no infraweb to download heroes, no tv to record to the teevoh, no nothin. "Fuck." i stated matter of factly.

well, let's see what's on the torrents - snap up a chilean encoding, download, put it on the lappy, jump into bed with my honey, and the .rar is password protected, looking for a password that you get from a bunch of porn sites.

i'll watch it tonight, but damn. totally denied.

 

[Cassie]

Well it's worth the wait.. SO I WON'T BE SAYING THE SPOILERS IN THIS THREAD.

 

[Ishcabittle]

i know, right? i've been humbly avoiding all of the heroes threads anticipating my fucking nuts off. different than my hurtful nuts, my fucking nuts.

 

[Cassie]

It was really good.. I actually caught myself tearing off one of my fingernails, which is something I do when I'm EXCITED.

 

[Ishcabittle]

AS LONG AS YOU DON'T TEAR OFF YOUR BOOBS. PAINFUL, I HEAR.

 

[Lilac]

And less useful than tearing off fingernails, which isn't useful at all!