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So this 40 virgin deal

whisky

whisky

Boobie inspector
I’ve been thinking about this, and how much it doesn’t make sence.

So you are dead for all eternity, these guys don’t believe in reincarnation right?

And you have 40 virgins, who of course are only virgins until you sleep with them, and even after once, are no longer a virgin.

So basically you get 40 shags, and that’s it.

So after your first month or so, you’re just twiddling your thumbs for all of eternity.

Something to think about next time you think of blowing up a train
 
I'm sure you're allowed to shag them more than once, or alternatively trade them with others while they're still virgins. I'm not sure what you need to trade for in heaven, but there you go.

What I wonder is where do they come from? Does god specifically bring them into existence just to be shagged? Or are they girls from the real world who died before they got a boyfriend?
 
Who says they are girls, they might just be trekkies.
 
Maybe they're like Claire from Heroes and have a regenerating virginity that causes a lot of very odd debates on internet forums.
 
FUNNIEST THREAD THIS MONTH!
 
whisky said:
I’ve been thinking about this, and how much it doesn’t make sence.

So you are dead for all eternity, these guys don’t believe in reincarnation right?

And you have 40 virgins, who of course are only virgins until you sleep with them, and even after once, are no longer a virgin.

So basically you get 40 shags, and that’s it.

So after your first month or so, you’re just twiddling your thumbs for all of eternity.

Something to think about next time you think of blowing up a train
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typical christain ingorant !

when man enter heaven he get 72 mermaids + 80000 servants. in Holy Quran we call them "mermaid" but in praticle Islam we call them "virgins".

at least better then ur chikenshit heaven full of pedofil priest and gay stupids
 
Well that clears that up then.
 
Makes me glad to be an non-believing heretic!
 
They have magical hymens.
 
When the virgins die, do they get virgins themself?
 
foolish infidel. it is as The Prophet Muhammad, Peace Be Upon Him, say. your ugly virgin daughter become one when she die because no man want her. then she get surgery and work out to be less ugly in heaven until servant of Allah arrives
 
So "Omar"...why do you also post as "Jack's Uncle"??

:::snicker:::
 
What purpose do these islamic duals serve?
 
spread word of Allah
 
Spread fertilizer!
 
Seriously, no one gives a fuck.
 
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