That I just woke up from about 10 minutes ago and want to write down.
I'm sitting in a field on a school campus with a laptop. It's a sunny day and I'm with my school (although it's nobody I know) and we're visiting a disabled school for some reason.
We're meant to give performances on stage in a short while why it's bad to be a retard. The disabled children are all buzzing around like little retard administrators since they will be grading us on our work.
I am acting brash and arrogant like I tend to do since I don't care about the assignment and plan to improvise the whole thing. IOW I have done no prep for it whatsoever.
So I'm on the field and I'm talking on MSN over my laptop to Tyrant.
Then in a bizarre movie editing kinda way I'm now suddenly getting ready to perform my segment and I've already spoken to Tyrant and gotten his advice as to what to do even though I didn't dream that bit. It's like when someone whispers a plan on screen and you only get to see the plan when it's taking place.
ANYWAY...
I am about to go on stage in front of everyone and I am dressed like V from V for Vendetta. Except it's a rather shite costume and it's all brown. The collar is made from cargo paper and the cape is an old brown rug. It's really shit. The mask is cut out from a piece of A4 paper and yeah.. you get the picture...
I then go on stage and there is a television behind the audience of retards and normal students that I turn on. I intend to follow the movements of V in a scene for some reason.
I introduce myself as The Brown Mexican Luchador, V.
I then turn on V and instead of being the movie as we know it V is now dancing on screen to Carmen in the same vein at Mikhail Baryshnikov.
For those who have no idea what that could possibly look like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gY4wpO8RG0
So naturally I follow suit and perform Carmen in my Blue Peter assembled V costume for the crowd. "L'amour est enfant de Bohême," ect. The segment lasts a few minutes and I take a bow at the end. Nobody claps. And I just see a bunch of retard kids looking at me in amazement. Then the teacher looking angry asks me if that is all I will be doing. Then the cripple kid who is teamed with me and is meant to be rating my performance shakes his head at me in a disappointed manner and I tell him that I really have another plan and that this was all a joke (which it wasn't).
He still shakes his head at me and gets up to leave and starts crip walking to the door. (see it all makes sense!) and at that point I woke up.
And you think you have issues.
I'm sitting in a field on a school campus with a laptop. It's a sunny day and I'm with my school (although it's nobody I know) and we're visiting a disabled school for some reason.
We're meant to give performances on stage in a short while why it's bad to be a retard. The disabled children are all buzzing around like little retard administrators since they will be grading us on our work.
I am acting brash and arrogant like I tend to do since I don't care about the assignment and plan to improvise the whole thing. IOW I have done no prep for it whatsoever.
So I'm on the field and I'm talking on MSN over my laptop to Tyrant.
Then in a bizarre movie editing kinda way I'm now suddenly getting ready to perform my segment and I've already spoken to Tyrant and gotten his advice as to what to do even though I didn't dream that bit. It's like when someone whispers a plan on screen and you only get to see the plan when it's taking place.
ANYWAY...
I am about to go on stage in front of everyone and I am dressed like V from V for Vendetta. Except it's a rather shite costume and it's all brown. The collar is made from cargo paper and the cape is an old brown rug. It's really shit. The mask is cut out from a piece of A4 paper and yeah.. you get the picture...
I then go on stage and there is a television behind the audience of retards and normal students that I turn on. I intend to follow the movements of V in a scene for some reason.
I introduce myself as The Brown Mexican Luchador, V.
I then turn on V and instead of being the movie as we know it V is now dancing on screen to Carmen in the same vein at Mikhail Baryshnikov.
For those who have no idea what that could possibly look like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gY4wpO8RG0
So naturally I follow suit and perform Carmen in my Blue Peter assembled V costume for the crowd. "L'amour est enfant de Bohême," ect. The segment lasts a few minutes and I take a bow at the end. Nobody claps. And I just see a bunch of retard kids looking at me in amazement. Then the teacher looking angry asks me if that is all I will be doing. Then the cripple kid who is teamed with me and is meant to be rating my performance shakes his head at me in a disappointed manner and I tell him that I really have another plan and that this was all a joke (which it wasn't).
He still shakes his head at me and gets up to leave and starts crip walking to the door. (see it all makes sense!) and at that point I woke up.
And you think you have issues.
