SO THIS WAS AWKWARD

[curiousa2z]

SO - I'm in the foyer getting ready for the gym, when i hear this beep beep beep beep outside - and I realise I've somehow hit the car alarm inside the house! at 5:45 AM! omg! so I quickly press the panic button and then the OTHER car goes off! omg ! so there I am, frantically pressing red buttons to get the bloody cars to shut up!

Then I was too scared to go outside because i didnt want the neighbours to know who set off the TWO cars! so I turned off the porch light and waited five minutes and when i didnt see lights going on all over the street, went out and quietly drove off, hoping I wouldn't run into any neighbours heading out to work when I got home.....

now i know the effing 'remote beams' (or WHATEVER) travel through brick walls.

 

[whisky]

On the other hand, if any of your neighbours ever play loud music into the night and keep you awake, you know how you can get revenge in the morning.

 

[Cassie]

Tell them cats were trying to steal your cars.

 

[Dr Dave]

Blame it on the rain.

 

[curiousa2z]

^^there WAS one lurking about when I got home!!




(prolly because he lives at my house, but STILL).

 

[curiousa2z]

no rain yet. that would imply springish weather.

 

[Dr Dave]

Blame it on a passing car or truck.

 

[curiousa2z]

I would, except there wasn't one at that hour!
but both neighbours are DOG people so I think they will buy the felonious feline theory!!
bwhahaha my cat will never know!!

 

[curiousa2z]

 

[Dr Dave]

Can your neighbours prove there was no car or truck?

 

[The Tomtrek]

Tell them an EVIL SPIRIT was trying to steal your car but you fought it off using your magic.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Blame it on a street fight between Billie Piper and Freema Ageyman about who was the best companion.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

In my neighborhood, the alarms go off because PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY TRYING TO STEAL THE CARS.

 

[Dr Dave]

Blame it on a moose.

 

[Yub]

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[headvoid]

Steal all your neighbours cars and belongings, then ask them why they didn't have a useful alarm.

If they look doubtful, you will have to kill them of course.

 

[Ilyanna]

If any neighbor starts to inquire, start yelling at them about how the reason for car alarms is that if they are heard, people are supposed to look out of their windows and check if someone's stealing a car and then call the police, SO WHY DIDN'T THEY DO SOMETHING INSTEAD OF SIMPLY BEING ANNOYED AND BUGGERING YOU AFTERWARDS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE ?!?
The injustice of being yelled at will shut them up quite nicely.

 

[curiousa2z]

OMG - Canuck TORTURE - everyone is politely not saying ANYTHING!!
I'm going to have to move now.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Yub, you motherfucker, I'd forgotten about Northern Exposure, I stopped watching with 3 seasons to go because it was up against another show I watched and this was before DVR's so now I have to track down the last 3 seasons but of course my OCD will make me want to re-watch all the previous seasons!! THERE GOES MY FUCKING SUMMER!!