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So tomtrek doesn't come online on my birthday

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
he's let me down for the last time
 
I think he should get the spankings instead then.
 
I'm sure he has a valid excuse.
 
He could be hitchhiking to Near Glasgow as we speak.
 
He might be off collecting things.
 
He could be trapped under my bed.
 
Happy birthday, Wackster!
 
Maybe he's out hunting girls to bring back to you as a present.
 
^you can still wish him a belated birthday even though you went off and had RL on his Special Day Im sure he'll forgive you!



in time.
 
post pix of his current favourite scantily-clad celeb!
 
I wished him happy brithday IN CHAT AT MIDNIGHT AT THE START OF HIS BIRTHDAY!!
 
!

what about THAT, then, Captain Wacky?!?!?!
 
Well well well...
 
I was looking at a cat at the time.
 
DAMN HYPNOTIC PUSSY. IT'S BEEN THE DOWNFALL OF MANY A GREAT MAN.
 
BUT NOT LEONARDO DA VINCI!
 
He's too busy having his face sat on.
 
yaeh, by YOKOZUNA banzai drop lol
 
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