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So... ummm... I'm gonna be working with Summer Glau in about a month.

Conchaga

Conchaga

Let's fuck some shit up
Wacky, I promise to get her to take a pic doing something awesome.

Suggestions? Requests?

With any luck, I'll get to hang out with a few others. Last time I did this gig, as some of you may recall, I ended up at a bar with Bruce Campbell paying for all my drinks.

I'm fucking psyched. Just got the nod yesterday and confirmed it today.
 
This a covention, right? Very lucky to be working with the stars from what I gather. On the sites where they recruit people for them here they always stress that you could quite easily end up stewarding in the carpark and never even see any guests.

Plead with her not to guest star in Orphan Black, because I really enjoyed Alphas and the Summer Glau Effect may have contributed to its cancellation.
 
Yeah, it's a convention. Same company as last time, different coordinator. This time they hired me on as security. I applied for the staff photographer position, but they eliminated it due to the invention of the cameraphone. CURSE YOU STEVE JOBS! MAY YOU ROT IN HELL!

Anyway, it probably means I'll be doing escort duty for some of the female guests to and from the convention floor and the panel areas. I've been told that I'll be near Summer most of the time. I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS!

This is one badass lineup.

Shatner (the ONLY captain I have yet to meet I really hope he's not a dick), Charisma Carpenter (gonna need some tight pants to conceal my love of her legs), Barrowman, Marsters (I wonder if they'll make out some more?), Jewel Staite (I'm wondering if she's gonna stick around for her birthday), Nathan Fillon, Norman Reedus (want to lick him), Kevin Sorbo, Ferrigno (apparently, he's a gun nut), and two guys Menty would love to drool on, Dean Cain and Brandon Routh. Oh yeah, AND MOTHERFUCKING STAN "THE WORLD'S OLDEST ZOMBIFIED MEGAFAN" LEE!

Then there's the artists.

Bryan Hitch, Salvador Larroca (the man who single-handedly bitched-out the F4), Dave Bullock (He does SW:TCW stuff! Gonna pump him for info on S6), Barry Kitson (prolific comic artist), aaaaand abuchofpeopleyou'veprobablyneverheardof.

Here's a link to the entire convention lineup.
 
She had to study some Kung Fu and kickboxing for Serenity. I studied Jiu Jitsu for a few years and have basic Karate training. I kinda wanna spar with her. Skinny chicks with ballet and martial arts training are some tough bitches.

[groucho]I'd only look down on her if she wore a low cut top.[/groucho]
 
I'll leave the creepy statements up to other people. Truthfully, I don't think I've ever said anything creepy to a famous person. Even when I met Virginia Hey (who I have the biggest fanboy crush on - she starred in a Bond flick and Farscape as an insanely sexy women in both with the most delightful Aussie accent), I didn't say anything creepy. The closest I came was telling her how impressed I was with her dedication to a role which almost killed her; and thanked her for risking her life to bring us both a great performance and solid entertainment. And I brought her a sandwich.
 
Wasn't she in the Bond film for about five seconds?

When my son is old enough to enjoy it, and sit through it, I am going to watch all of farscape with him.
 
I'm glad I'm not the only one that goes for the "I'm an intellectual, and adore the effort you put into the work, please show me your tits" approach.
 
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