So.. What did Santa leave you all this year?

[starguard]

All I got was a whole bag of coal, and a box with a note in it saying "Me leave YOU a gift? You gotta be kidding right" :huh:

Oh well, at least I'll have enough coal for the next 4th of July Bar-b que

 

[The Question]

Two hungry children and a crop in the field. Picked a fine time for it, too.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

That bitch, Lucille.

 

[Tyrant]

Santa left me nothing, because he doesn't exist.

 

[Mentalist]

A hangover and more contempt for the planet than yesterday.

 

[Sarek]

And they say I'm cranky.

 

[El Rod d'Irico]

a sub poena

 

[Starship Coyote]

A lovely credit card bill for next month.

 

[jack]

^I heard he left you a silicone repair kit, too.

 

[Henoch]

gift card
gas card
money
portable dvd player
cologne
bed sheets

 

[Sarek]

Shut the fuck up Henoch.

 

[Henoch]

Shut the fuck up Henoch.

i can think of a New Years Resolution you need to make.

 

[Sarek]

Shut the fuck up Henoch.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

"Pinky and the Brain", Vol I and II.

NARF!

 

[The Question]

A big fat lump of coal, with a note that reads, "FUCK YOU, I'M JEWISH! -signed, Kris Kringlovsky"

Guess that's what I get for putting the "Grin" in "Grinch".

 

[Sarek]

"Pinky and the Brain", Vol I and II.

NARF!

Excellent.

Pinky and The Brain reminds me of Messy and VKD. Two incompetents out to rule TK. Only with not so funny antics and results.

 

[Atlas_Collins]

I don't give a fuck what any of you worthless bastards got for Christmas.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Sounds like Atlas' wife got her Early Pregnancy Test kit and told him I was the father.

 

[Sarek]

I thought she got knocked up by a donkey in Tijuana .

 

[Tyrant]

Why would you think that?