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So when Jar-Jar proposed "emergency" powers for Palaptine...

Archibald Nixon

anti-life coach
...did Padme tear him a new bunghole for doing pretty much the OPPOSITE of what she left him there to do?
 
I would hope so! They should have removed the droid factory platform game bit and had a five minute sequence of Padme beating the shit out of Jar Jar instead.
 
And in all the confusion, C3PO's head gets replaced with a pot of petunias.
 
They couldn't do that because Jar-Jar is BLACK OMG POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE WRONG
 
Catching Barack Obama on a live mic doing a Jar-Jar impersonation may be the only thing that can save the LunaTuna ticket now.
 
Yousa people gonna vote?
 
Weesa need CHANGE'in!
 
If only there was a senator brave enough to take such action...
 
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