So.... who's minding the Fort, anyway?

[Neil]

Hmmmmm?!

 

[Shatna]

Ha! You think they'd tell you?!?

 

[Neil]

Of course they'd tell ME!

I'm like the Cigarette-Smoking Man in the X-Files. Didn't you know?

I'M VERY INTIMATELY CONNECTED AND INVOLVED IN EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON HERE.

Hambil doesn't flip a switch or stop at a vending machine, and Cait doesn't change her garters or bat a lash without my knowing about it.

And, yes, I saw the face that the Messenger just made. BE CAREFUL, MESSY, OR YOUR FACE'LL STAY LIKE THAT!!!!!!!

 

[Shatna]

AHA! You just played your hand, my friend!

 

[Neil]

I shoulda raised.

 

[Chatty]

Why, I thought YOU were minding it, Neil

 

[Neil]

No, I don't mind if I do. Not at all.

 

[Gagh]

The man with the hairy palms is.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

IOW, you?

 

[Gagh]

Isle of Wight? WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH IT?

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

Ah. Avoiding the question. Classic.

 

[Gagh]

You said IOW. Isle of Wight.

I wasn't ignoring your question, I just didn't give enough of a fuck to answer it.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

In Other Words

 

[Gagh]

Oh,