So yesterday I had euphoric animal sex with Elijah Wood

[Fuddlemiff]

Yup.

Well, I looked at a photo of him on IMDb and thought about it for a few seconds.

 

[Seph]

IAF

 

[whisky]

its close enough

 

[CaptainWacky]

Which pic?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It was that arty farty one where he's wearing a tartan loincloth and a bandanna made of broken cutlery, while straddling a motorbike that has a horses head and reigns in place of the handlebars and he and the back wall (which is an Andy Warhol style photo of his face) are smeared in cupcakes, doughnuts and Danishes, while ticker tape and dollar bills rain down from above, being tossed from a bucket in the shape of a giant skull by a midget wearing a leopard print snuggie. There was just something about it that really turned me on.

 

[Gagh]

It was that arty farty one where he's wearing a tartan loincloth and a bandanna made of broken cutlery, while straddling a motorbike that has a horses head and reigns in place of the handlebars and he and the back wall (which is an Andy Warhol style photo of his face) are smeared in cupcakes, doughnuts and Danishes, while ticker tape and dollar bills rain down from above, being tossed from a bucket in the shape of a giant skull by a midget wearing a leopard print snuggie. There was just something about it that really turned me on.

Bah. I do this every Friday. Nothing fucking special there.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There's lots of pics of penguins in his gallery.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That's what makes Elijah my favourite Hollywood actor. He's so down to Earth and unpretentious.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And a penguin.

 

[Gagh]

And he hates Jared Leto. Or Vice Versa.

 

[Dr Dave]

I can't support him if he likes penguins.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I can support him on my lap.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND MY AXE.

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

[CaptainWacky]

(My penis.)