So you know how I always...

[Laker_Girl]

Brag about my niece and nephew and all of the many awards they win for being so smart? And you know how some of you think I have nothing to do with it? Well just so's you know my step-son received his first first-trimester award in math. That's right, I raise the super geniuses. So for all you haters, suck it.

And just in case you think it's his natural mother, it's not, he see's her for about 48 hours twice a month, her choice. And just in case you think it's BDM, he gives me the credit. Again haters, suck it.

W00t! My baby's a genius!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Can't wait to see your faces when the kid joins the ACLU, HRC and the Green Party.

*wrings hands with glee*

 

[Archibald Nixon]

All your kids are belong to us.

 

[Laker_Girl]

My son can be a liberal, that's okay, his grandparents on his dad's side are liberals and we love them. I fully expect my babies to go through their liberal stage and I'll use the genius line from Freaks and Geeks, "Everyone's a liberal until they pay taxes."