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So your having a happy day

And then facebook or twitter
remind you
that you
should
be
feeling
like
HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
How dare you feel good!
How dare you feel right!
Have you seen what is going on with the world?
DID YOU NOT SEE THE CHILDREN SUFFERING?

HOW DARE YOU!
How dare you even slip a smile
Did I see a little twinkle in your eye?

Get rid of it!
STop showing your WHITE privilege
Your woman privilege
your human privilege
your American privilege
HOW DARE YOU!

PUT YOUR PENIS AWAY!
 
Okay, it got a little ridiculous up there

but imagine

if you will

that I am on stage

And shouting those things to the audience

in a dark tea house
 
Or even better
At the Shoppers!
Instead of ringing the bell
I will stand outside shouting at everyone
yelling at how guilty they should feel

Except the black people
I will let them pass
the black women
the children
the spanish

I will say, "LET THEM PASS!"
 
Except for the guy going to flight school in Florida buying a hunting license....I might ask to see some credentials that he is actually going hunting. You catch what I'm sayin?
 
How dare you have a happy thought
a carefree day
WHERE IS YOUR OUTRAGE?!
WHERE ARE YOUR VAGINA VIRTUE SIGNALING SIGNALS?!?!
(That is what I imagine everytime someone says virtue signaler-I imagine a vagina-which is the most virtuous thing in the world-with 2 little antanaes like My Favorite Martin)
 
I seriously want to open the door and yell outside right now
into the cold
MY FAVORITE MARTIAN!
I just did it inside
not the same
totally not the same

Or maybe I will yell, "Virtue Signaler!"

Or

"Vagina Monologues!!!!!!"
 
I want to post his picture on Twitter now but first I must check to see if there are any #metoo incidences against him or the show
 
He made an appearance in Star Trek: The Next Generation as Boothby, head groundskeeper at Starfleet Academy in San Francisco, and he reprised the character twice on Star Trek: Voyager, despite the series being set in a distant part of the galaxy. (The first time, he actually played an alien participating in a simulation of the Academy; the second appearance was in a dream sequence.) During his appearance on Voyager in "In the Flesh", he often had trouble with remembering his lines during long one-shot dialogue scenes, but while the cameraman was changing the film for the scene in the briefing room, he quoted a line from Hamlet. Robert Beltran then quoted the next line, and Walston the next. The two went on for several minutes, amazing the entire cast and crew. In a twist of fate Beltran had starred in the role of Luther Billis while in high school [11]

In 1985, Walston made a brief appearance in the opening credits of Steven Spielberg's series Amazing Stories, as a caveman acting out a story for his tribe. Only a few seconds long, this performance began every episode of the subsequent series. In 1988, he guest starred in an episode of the popular horror-fantasy show Friday the 13th: the Series, as a bitter, elderly comic-book artist who uses a demonically cursed comic book to transform himself into a killer robot and murder his erstwhile enemies. In 1992, Walston played the role of Candy in the big-screen remake of John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men with Gary Sinise and John Malkovich. He would work alongside Sinise again two years later in the miniseries adaptation of Stephen King's The Stand.[12]

Walston was nominated three times for Best Supporting Actor in a Drama Series for his work on Picket Fences, winning twice, in 1995 and 1996. CBS cancelled the show after four seasons in 1996. Walston made a guest appearance in an episode of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman entitled "Remember Me", in which he portrayed the father of Jake Slicker, who was stricken with Alzheimer's disease.
 
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