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Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
When does aggressively pursued cross into stalker mode? LoL. It's not that I'm not flattered, but DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!! This is kinda getting ridiculous. At least he's not popping up at my house unannounced yet. Oh wait....Yes he is.

BOUNDARIES MAN BOUNDARIES
 
Tisi I'm gong to completely ignore your post and ask what you think of Jonathan Rhys Meyers trying to kill himself.
 
You know when it's too much. Your skin will crawl and your gut feeling gets nasty. That's when you might probably want to take shooting lessons. Or call the cops, whatever you think is more helpful
 
I know everything's a matter of perspective, but what the hell does he have to kill himself over? Successful career, bound to be rolling in it, hot, can pretty much take his pick of men or women, etc. Odd.

Anyway, as for the bloke who's too insistent, well you'll just have to let him know that you're not as keen as he is. We tend to take anything less than a slap in the face (and sometimes a slap in the face too!) as a sign that you're into us.
 
Tell him he needs to back off, and if he doesn't then he's stalking you and you are free to collect his testicles and add them to your collection.
 
When does aggressively pursued cross into stalker mode? LoL. It's not that I'm not flattered, but DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!! This is kinda getting ridiculous. At least he's not popping up at my house unannounced yet. Oh wait....Yes he is.

BOUNDARIES MAN BOUNDARIES

Daystrom?

Don't fall for his needing a place to hide from Mexican bs.
 
Anyway, as for the bloke who's too insistent, well you'll just have to let him know that you're not as keen as he is. We tend to take anything less than a slap in the face (and sometimes a slap in the face too!) as a sign that you're into us.

I wasn't able to tell the whole story yesterday since I left work early yesterday and I didn't want to do all this from my phone.

I'm definitely into him, and he knows that, which is why I think he's so insistent. This is the same one who sends me dick pix. And I figured out why you guys do this (I think). It's like "Hey! I'm thinking about you! See?" It's a weird, pervy way of letting us know we're on your mind.

Dammit! Commercial. I shall return!
 
But there are, shall we say, complications. Still, doesn't give him the right to act like a boyfriend, especially a jealous one.

Did those two posts make any sense at all? I'm so high on antibiotics I can't even think straight.
 
1. I have never ignored my gut instincts about a person. It doesn't matter if he's hawt, you're into him kinda, or if he has to use wide-angle view to send dickpix; if you're getting creepy stalker vibe then listen to that.

2. Guys are blissfully obtuse at taking subtle hints. The is because A) the overwhelming desire to see boobies and get nekkid overrides any sense of personal dignity in the face of repeated rejection, and
B) No woman in the history of the world has ever truly known what the hell she really wanted in a man. So we figure there's a slim chance...have you tried pepper spray as a polite way to say "No"?
 
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