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You know that weird feeling you get in your mouth sometimes, such as after eating pizza perhaps? It's not like my mouth is dry as such. I keep drinking water but it's still the same. And it's not burnt either. I keep poking the roof of my mouth with my tongue but it's not actual painful. It's just weird. I don't know what it is. Perhaps I'll never get to the bottom of it.
 
I don't leave the house much, so I don't have social posts to offer.

Some fire trucks pulled up in front of the building a while ago. I hurriedly shaved and smartened up and threw on some shoes, in case I was going to have to spend an hour standing in the street with my neighbors, chatting and pointing. But just as I was about to go outside, the trucks pulled away. Hmph.
 
My real name is on Facebook, but the only people that can see my posts are on my friends list, and in some cases friends of friends. I have the privacy settings set so others can't see anything if they search me. But of course Facebook is hammering away at that every day so we'll see.

And my Twitter handle/description doesn't give away my real name, so I have to tell people it's me. Same with tumblr.

I have 3 YouTube accounts, and I'm still fighting Google to keep my real name off any of them. FUCK YOU GOOGLE+ I DON'T WANT A LINKED PAGE WITH MY REAL NAME OR EMAIL ON IT YOU FUCKING MOOKS FACEBOOK GOT THERE FIRST SO SUCK ON IT.
 
Dude. Okay, first off, I want to use Wacky's first post as my social media update tonight just so my family can go, "what?!" Sorry CaptainWacky. And second- in Eggs post- I thought it said sheets not shoes, and I actually imagined you putting new sheets on your bed after shaving, and going outside to meet a nice fireman.
 
Firemen are nice.

And even in this neighborhood, where I'm the minority and the Latinos are the majority, all the firemen in the local station are Irish and Italian. GO FIGURE.
 
All the firemen I know are cocky.

That is not my social media update. I don't have one.

XoxoxoCaptainWacky!XOXOXOOXOXO
 
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