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Some Feds Don't Have Email

Starship Coyote

Starship Coyote

Original Gangster!
No kidding.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/03/20/fbi.email.ap/index.html

NEW YORK (AP) -- Budget constraints are forcing some FBI agents to operate without e-mail accounts, according to the agency's top official in New York.
"As ridiculous as this might sound, we have real money issues right now, and the government is reluctant to give all agents and analysts dot-gov accounts," Mark Mershon said when asked about the gap at a New York Daily News editorial board meeting.
"We just don't have the money, and that is an endless stream of complaints that come from the field," he said.
FBI officials in Washington denied that cost-cutting was putting agents at a disadvantage.
Spokeswoman Cathy Milhoan said e-mail addresses are still being assigned, adding that the city bureau's 2,000 employees would all have accounts by the end of the year.
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Two thoughts:



1. OMGTHEHORROR! Federal agents don't have email accounts...what a fucking tragedy!

2. My ISP gave me five email accounts...of which we use four. Additionally, I have a seperate ISP account for my business, and that's another five accounts of which I use one. So, I have five email accounts unassigned...maybe I should be patriotic and let the FBI use them. ;)
 
CoyoteUgly said:
No kidding.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/03/20/fbi.email.ap/index.html




Two thoughts:



1. OMGTHEHORROR! Federal agents don't have email accounts...what a fucking tragedy!

2. My ISP gave me five email accounts...of which we use four. Additionally, I have a seperate ISP account for my business, and that's another five accounts of which I use one. So, I have five email accounts unassigned...maybe I should be patriotic and let the FBI use them. ;)
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The mighty USA cannot afford e-mail accounts for its own government?? Damn. Perhaps people need to learn never to badmouth my Canada ever again. Not only do we not have that problem but our province of Alberta alone has more cash than all of the USA will ever see in its entire lifetime. The world's economy is based on the USA? Why?
 
SaintLucifer said:
Not only do we not have that problem but our province of Alberta alone has more cash than all of the USA will ever see in its entire lifetime.
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Right, and all the left over cash goes to the Canadian Navy.

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God, you Canucks and your Little Brother Syndrome are always good for a laugh. Thanks! :D
 
CoyoteUgly said:
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Right, and all the left over cash goes to the Canadian Navy.

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God, you Canucks and your Little Brother Syndrome are always good for a laugh. Thanks! :D
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That would be Royal Canadian Navy. You speak of the same navy that protected your carriers during the Iraqi War? You speak of the same navy whose warships are more-advanced than anything you have in your arsenal (our newest frigates). Odd that the American navy still relies on the Aegis defensive screen and attempted to sell us that ages ago. I read all about that as a kiddie. Seems our admiralty laughed at the American attempt to sell us that Aegis crap. We refused to purchase it because not only was it obsolete when you Americans attempted to sell it to our navy, but it was obsolete when you installed it onto your own warships. The system was developed in the fucking 1960s. You were attempting to sell it to us in the fucking 1980s. Get real. Even the Soviets were laughing at that. Strange that the flagship of your US Navy's presence in the Gulf during the Iraqi War was a Canadian warship. ?????????????????? No matter. Due to the election here of a new Conservative government we are now beginning the construction of 3 new military icebreakers. These are weaponised versions. The reason for their construction? To keep the fucking American subs out of our Arctic waters. Simple. Force a fucking sub to surface thus causing it to be fucking stuck in the ice. We can then ram the fucking thing and sink it thus saving the cost of our advanced torpedoes. Go ahead, make Canada's day.

Little Brother Syndrome? Hmmm. We stop the export of our oil to the USA and you shut the fuck up pretty damn quickly I daresay. We own you. Not the other way around. Look at your country screeching about oil every day. We have plenty of it. More than we know what to do with. The USA receives by far the majority of its oil from Canada. Never forget it. Fuck with us and we sanction your ass. Now suck my Canadian cock and shut the fuck up lest we decide that you will now build your fucking homes out of lego blocks rather than Canadian lumber. Keep yelling and you will need our fucking water. Piss us Canadians off and we shut off your lights. Now get that mouth back over my cock and pleasure me bitch.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Now suck my Canadian cock and shut the fuck up lest we decide that you will now build your fucking homes out of lego blocks rather than Canadian lumber. Keep yelling and you will need our fucking water. Piss us Canadians off and we shut off your lights. Now get that mouth back over my cock and pleasure me bitch.
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It would have been far easier to just come out and say "Hi, My name is SaintLucy and I'm a Canadian homosexual"

We have a few homosexuals that are outstanding board members. We don't judge based on sexual orientation. And sorry about the whole Canadian thing, but hey, no one's perfect.
 
Sarek said:
It would have been far easier to just come out and say "Hi, My name is SaintLucy and I'm a Canadian homosexual"

We have a few homosexuals that are outstanding board members. We don't judge based on sexual orientation. And sorry about the whole Canadian thing, but hey, no one's perfect.
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so that is why you have been following me around? You were hoping I was a faggot like you! It all makes sense now. This is how he operates. Follows a newcomer around to see if he is a faggot like hmself. If not he moves on to his next hope.
 
SaintLucifer said:
so that is why you have been following me around? You were hoping I was a faggot like you! It all makes sense now. This is how he operates. Follows a newcomer around to see if he is a faggot like hmself. If not he moves on to his next hope.
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Nope. Stricktly hetrosexual on this end. Even if I were so inclined, my wife wouldn't allow it.

Sorry if I got your, er... hopes up though.
 
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