Some Of The Women Of Troll Kingdom Have Seen My Penis.

[The Question]

And now I'm (very belatedly) feeling quite self-conscious about it.

WHAT?!

 

[Cassie]

A penis is a penis unless it's a ummm I DON'T KNOW.

I have not seen your penis.

 

[The Question]

Are you legally of age to see penis?

 

[Cassie]

Yes I R legal

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is your penis featured on wikipedia?

 

[The Question]

Yes I R legal

k.

 

[The Question]

Is your penis featured on wikipedia?

No, but brother, it oughta be! (never shown on live television)

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ion_Educational_Demonstration_Still_Frame.jpg

 

[headvoid]

I used to think it was odd that my penid did not come out at exactly 90 degrees from my body when erect.

 

[The Question]

^^That ain't mine.

 

[Cassie]

mine eyes have seen the glory.... la la la la la la la

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I used to think it was odd that my penid did not come out at exactly 90 degrees from my body when erect.

I used to think it was odd that mine didn't point directly upwards towards the sky like all the guys in porn. Also, mine didn't have a gigantic ugly scar on it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I used to think it was odd that I had a penis (my parents told me I was a girl until I was twelve.)

 

[curiousa2z]

ODD, THAT.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

The Saint's just giving it away!

You're devaluing the merch, man.

 

[curiousa2z]

where is he posting it???!!!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

where is he posting it???!!!

Well, I think it's available by request. If you're a woman of the opposite sexual persuasion. And of-age. And cute.

(God, please tell me you're restricting it to the CUTE CHIX, The Saint!)

 

[curiousa2z]

well he knows I'm cute.

 

[curiousa2z]

but he's feeling self-conscious about it now, and that's no fun.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I won't ask...don't want to look like a pervert (even though I am)...OF COURSE IT'S FINE FOR WOMEN, ONE RULE FOR THEM, ONE FOR THE REST OF US.