Someone accused me of corruption in their mind!

[Fuddlemiff]

I went to the supermarket to buy several innocuous household items that may have included bleach, but when I got to the checkout the lady had a bizarre accent so I heard "twelve" as "tven". Naturally and quite honestly I gave her £10 then put my wallet away only (I'm sure) to be accused (in her mind) of trying to shortchange the supermarket!

Well, I wasn't. And I just wanted someone to know that.

 

[Cassie]

WE BELIEVE IN YOU FUDDLEMIFF!!

of course we also believe in sex with ducks, and alien mind control...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

People shouldn't be employed if they have silly accents. Then she started some mindless small talk about how "we've all got to eat".

 

[CaptainWacky]

The only thing I enjoy is beating my face in.

 

[Dr Dave]

People shouldn't be employed if they have silly accents. Then she started some mindless small talk about how "we've all got to eat".

Communication is important in busniess, if I cant understand your stupid ass then whats the point of me doing busniess with your ass?

 

[headvoid]

I carry a mute button with me at all times so that when I encounter stupid people I HAVE A BACK YUP PLAN IOK?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I want a mute button. Or CS spray.

Communication is important in busniess, if I cant understand your stupid ass then whats the point of me doing busniess with your ass?

If you're doing business up their arses then I can see how it might be difficult to understand what they're saying.

 

[Dr Dave]

It all makes sence now...

 

[Spoof]

*sigh*
a mute control would come in handy now and then....