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Someone said I could find good trolls here

They like the grass fairie sport here. You know! Where they run around in knee socks for 90 minutes for an exciting 0-0 tie.
 
Atlas_Collins said:
Could you knit me a ballsack warmer?
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missmanners said:
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;)
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No, no - that looks cold. I want something crocheted that will snuggly wrap me scrotal area to keep things warm down there this coming winter.

You may heft them with your hand so you can judge the sizing correctly.
 
Atlas_Collins said:
No, no - that looks cold. I want something crocheted that will snuggly wrap me scrotal area to keep things warm down there this coming winter.

You may heft them with your hand so you can judge the sizing correctly.
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The Burdizzo is a farm castration tool that quickly crushes and destroys the vessels supplying the testicles. After it is used the testicles shrink in size and are eventually absorbed by the body. If the Burdizzo is not closed quickly enough, the vessels will swell and problems will arise. Those that have successfully used the Burdizzo have generally had a friend close it for them. Because of the intense degree of pain, few people successfully use a Burdizzo on themselves.

It should be noted that while the Burdizzo was not designed for human use that articles have recently been published in urology journals noting that on humans the Burdizzo appears to be both safer and simpler than surgical methods of castration!


I promise it will be quick baby.

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