Someone signed me up for a weird cat freak site

[Fuddlemiff]

Or maybe it's a furry thin, I dunno.

http://purefelinity.com/index.php

You get a point if you can pronounce the name on your first try without sounding like a tard. Looks like neopets, but with cats. I wonder why someone signed me up for it. (unless they randomly create accounts and send them to people's emails!)

 

[Mentalist]

I already have real cats that are quite annoying enough without having to deal with some cyber pet as well.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cats are good because you can throw them at people.

 

[Dr Dave]

and other cats!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Fuddlemiff sounds like a prominent character from "Cats".

"MIDNIIIIIIGHT, AND THE KITTIES ARE SLEEEEEPIIIIIIING!"

 

[Dr Dave]

must resist....

 

[CaptainWacky]

What?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Dave was going to QOTW the word "from".

 

[Cassie]

Do you have cats?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Nope. I used to have one, but then it got run over.

So you can see this subscription to flineicitiyy.com is in BAD TASTE

 

[Cassie]

THOSE BASTARDS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

We have two cats. Used to be three BUT YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES.

 

[FBI parte due]

Two of them merged into one super-cat?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, one of them turned into a ghost! (Died.)

 

[FBI parte due]

Ah, I had that once. Now I've got a cat on loan for a month. It's pretty sweet.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

My cat broke the web that constrained its soul.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You can capture their soul in the body of a human baby. Bags of fun!

 

[FBI parte due]

And thus furries are born!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Finally, it's all making sense. I guess this explains Buttons as well.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Awww....