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SOMEONE SLAP ME!!

SaintLucifer

beer, I want beer
Goddamn it!! I blame HAMBIL for this. I am on a fucking posting spree. Goddamn bitch is going to get his one day for freeing me from DAYCARE. Fucking bitch!
 
It feels good to stretch my legs. I haven't bitchslapped someone since Tuscon.
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RommieSG said:
It feels good to stretch my legs. I haven't bitchslapped someone since Tuscon.
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That is quite alright child. I bitchslap your momma every Friday night when I pick her up from that street corner (Yonge & Isabella).
 
RommieSG said:
I'm tired. I usually get that one right. I knew someone who lived there. :oops:


... and I knew your momma very well too. Perhaps I met her on a street corner in Tucson? I cannot quite recall. Too much alcohol. I consumed that to make her seem fuckable.
 
lol...I loved the time I had to call the operator to get my step-bro's number...the lady goes, "Oh, are you calling Tuck-son?" I was almost rolling when she said that...dumb chick.
 
Deni said:
lol...I loved the time I had to call the operator to get my step-bro's number...the lady goes, "Oh, are you calling Tuck-son?" I was almost rolling when she said that...dumb chick.

Yet she was American? I knew Americans were stupid fucks but damn that is ridiculous.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Goddamn it!! I blame HAMBIL for this. I am on a fucking posting spree. Goddamn bitch is going to get his one day for freeing me from DAYCARE. Fucking bitch!


I have it on good authority you said the magic words.

;)
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