Someone taped a sanitary towel to a lamp post

[CaptainWacky]

I don't know why.

 

[Loktar]

Drunken/sober hijinks. Same reason I'd find tampons/panties taped to my door at college.

 

[Dr Dave]

Perhaps the lamp post was not clean.

 

[Cassie]

Maybe you should follow the trail of sanitary napkins, I bet there's a treasure somewhere.

 

[jack]

Was it used or new?

 

[CaptainWacky]

It didn't look used.

 

[Dr Dave]

Has the local media been alerted to this?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They're too busy pissing themselves with laughter.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's fallen off! Will someone stick it back up again? Stay tuned!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's gone now. Probably forever.

Another chapter ends.

 

[Dr Dave]

Perhaps it will return?

 

[CaptainWacky]

You can't go home again.

 

[Loktar]

You can't go home again.

Or at least not a third time. Parents tell me I'm on my own if/when I get a job then lose it or I mismanage my finances agin.