The Question
Eternal
A Mexican walks into a bar, looks the black bartender up and down, and says, "Hey, nigger, gimme a drink!"
The black bartender says, "I'll give you a drink, but don't you call me a nigger."
"Oh, man, you're right! Sorry about that, bro. Won't happen again." A few minutes later the Mexican says, "Hey Moon Cricket! Another round over here! Andale, boy!"
The bartender says,"Hey, fool! Don't be calling me no 'moon cricket' either."
The Mexicano says,"Sorry, Bootlips, I didn't mean nothing by it."
The bartender says, "OK, that's it! How would you like it if you were the bartender and I came in here calling you names, huh?!"
The Mexican thinks about it a minute. "I don't know... let's find out." So the Mexican puts on an apron and goes behind the bar; the bartender walks outside and comes back in and shouts, "Hey, you filthy beaner! I want a fucking drink!"
The "bartender" stops washing glasses and says, "Beat it, pendejo, we don't serve niggers in here!"
The black bartender says, "I'll give you a drink, but don't you call me a nigger."
"Oh, man, you're right! Sorry about that, bro. Won't happen again." A few minutes later the Mexican says, "Hey Moon Cricket! Another round over here! Andale, boy!"
The bartender says,"Hey, fool! Don't be calling me no 'moon cricket' either."
The Mexicano says,"Sorry, Bootlips, I didn't mean nothing by it."
The bartender says, "OK, that's it! How would you like it if you were the bartender and I came in here calling you names, huh?!"
The Mexican thinks about it a minute. "I don't know... let's find out." So the Mexican puts on an apron and goes behind the bar; the bartender walks outside and comes back in and shouts, "Hey, you filthy beaner! I want a fucking drink!"
The "bartender" stops washing glasses and says, "Beat it, pendejo, we don't serve niggers in here!"
