Something Odd

[Love Child]

There is something odd going on in this place now or something.

 

[Loktar]

whatever do you mean?

 

[Love Child]

ITS JUST NOT FUCKING RIGHT IN HERE ANYMORE OK?! SO I WENT INTO THIS FOREST TO KILL A, A, SOMETHING-OK, A SOMETHING-AND NOW ITS DEAD, ITS FUCKING DEAD AND I DONT' WAN TTO BE EHRE ANYMORE! YOU FUVKCKERS! MOTHER FUCKERS! ASS WIPERS! SHIT HEADS! IT JUST DOESNT' SOWRK ANYMORE! THERE IS NO REASON TO STAY IN THIS FORSEST. THE SLAYER NEEDS A NEW MISSION!

 

[Loktar]

ITS JUST NOT FUCKING RIGHT IN HERE ANYMORE OK?! SO I WENT INTO THIS FOREST TO KILL A, A, SOMETHING-OK, A SOMETHING-AND NOW ITS DEAD, ITS FUCKING DEAD AND I DONT' WAN TTO BE EHRE ANYMORE! YOU FUVKCKERS! MOTHER FUCKERS! ASS WIPERS! SHIT HEADS! IT JUST DOESNT' SOWRK ANYMORE! THERE IS NO REASON TO STAY IN THIS FORSEST. THE SLAYER NEEDS A NEW MISSION!

Um...ok.

*slowly backs away*

......

.......



.....RUNS!.....

 

[Ilyanna]

NO, DON'T RUN, IT WILL JUST MAKE HER CHASE YOU!!!!

*goes to LC to give her a soothing back massage*
It's ok baby, let's just focus on happy thoughts like dicks and shower heads and multiple orgasms; now, don't forget to breathe; and later we will find a new shiny mission for you somewhere around here...

 

[Dual]

Good morning, Ily!

 

[Ilyanna]

Good morning Dual!
How are you today?

 

[Dual]

Well I'm kind of stressed out because a few hours ago I went to an ATM and pulled out my wallet only to notice that my debit card wasn't in it! LOL!

Now I have to wait until the bank opens to go in and take care of it.

How are you?


D

 

[Ilyanna]

Ugh, wallet problems again, huh? I hope the card isn't stolen!

I'm ok, I just got up and prepared myself a breakfast. There is so much to do for me today that after a closer look at my schedule, I got stubborn and decided to go online instead

 

[Dual]

Yeah, I've been having really bad luck with my wallet recently.

You should stay online all day! What could be more important than building SPAMCAPITALS?


D

 

[Love Child]

NO, DON'T RUN, IT WILL JUST MAKE HER CHASE YOU!!!!

*goes to LC to give her a soothing back massage*
It's ok baby, let's just focus on happy thoughts like dicks and shower heads and multiple orgasms; now, don't forget to breathe; and later we will find a new shiny mission for you somewhere around here...

LOL! See, thats the thing.....um these things aren't appealing to me at the moment, its really odd, but then the more I think about it, no, yeah, not really dammit! WTF?! I've lost my MOJO! LOL!

 

[Love Child]

Ugh, wallet problems again, huh? I hope the card isn't stolen!

I'm ok, I just got up and prepared myself a breakfast. There is so much to do for me today that after a closer look at my schedule, I got stubborn and decided to go online instead

Same here! I should be packing!

 

[Love Child]

NO, DON'T RUN, IT WILL JUST MAKE HER CHASE YOU!!!!

*goes to LC to give her a soothing back massage*
It's ok baby, let's just focus on happy thoughts like dicks and shower heads and multiple orgasms; now, don't forget to breathe; and later we will find a new shiny mission for you somewhere around here...

See, actually the only thing I can focus on now-is thinking that you are in the shower with me, massaging me gently
yes
soap
soapy bubles
water
wet
you
me
orgasm
yes
kissing your lips
fuck yes
washing your hair
massaging your scalp
running my hands
across your breasts
washing them
licking them
soap
everywhere
lips
tongues
yes
this will suffice

 

[Ilyanna]

LOL! See, thats the thing.....um these things aren't appealing to me at the moment, its really odd, but then the more I think about it, no, yeah, not really dammit! WTF?! I've lost my MOJO! LOL!

LOL, babe... welcome to the world of not-thinking-about-fucking-all-the-time Don't let it puzzle you, you'll grow accustomed to it, it's just a phase, and actually a good state to be in, for once you can concentrate on what else is there around you instead of getting horny whenever you read a slightly ambiguous post...:??:
And don't be afraid, the mojo'll come back, as strong as it has ever been

 

[Ilyanna]

See, actually the only thing I can focus on now-is thinking that you are in the shower with me, massaging me gently
yes
soap
soapy bubles
water
wet
you
me
orgasm
yes
kissing your lips
fuck yes
washing your hair
massaging your scalp
running my hands
across your breasts
washing them
licking them
soap
everywhere
lips
tongues
yes
this will suffice

Heh, looks like the mojo already found you
Oh great, and now you've turned me into a hot, writhing mess of unthinking, wet flesh, focussing on you alone, not able to think of anything but

yes
fuck me
kiss my wet lips
get your hands on me
massage me
lick the water from my thighs...

~sigh

 

[Love Child]

LOL, babe... welcome to the world of not-thinking-about-fucking-all-the-time Don't let it puzzle you, you'll grow accustomed to it, it's just a phase, and actually a good state to be in, for once you can concentrate on what else is there around you instead of getting horny whenever you read a slightly ambiguous post...:??:
And don't be afraid, the mojo'll come back, as strong as it has ever been

OMG! Focus Ily! Focus! Together We Can Do It!

 

[Loktar]

See, actually the only thing I can focus on now-is thinking that you are in the shower with me, massaging me gently
yes
soap
soapy bubles
water
wet
you
me
orgasm
yes
kissing your lips
fuck yes
washing your hair
massaging your scalp
running my hands
across your breasts
washing them
licking them
soap
everywhere
lips
tongues
yes
this will suffice

ZOMG!

*stops running, cums back*

 

[Dual]

*Cums on Loktar's face*

 

[Loktar]

*Cums on Loktar's face*

Eww!

Sorry but I only eat my own brand.

 

[Dual]

lol