Sometimes

[SuN]

When I see a traffic jam, I really see a whole heap of sitting ducks just asking to be jumped

 

[Loktar]

jumped sexually or for cash and valuables? Or both?

 

[Enkephalen]

And sometimes I just wait for the five car pile up with shrapnel flying. hpwink:

 

[Loktar]

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Just jumped like checkers. You wish you could have taken the Checkers Cab, when you realize, it's not going anywhere, either. So you're stuck. Then you turn up the radio real loud. And the passengers scream OH FUCK not that dumb song again! And then you calm their fears. The bitch got sued.

 

[Loktar]

Chubby Checkers? Doing the Twist?

 

[Seph]

Pretty sure she means butchering them all.

 

[Loktar]

Nah, not poor sweet innocent Neon.

*checks under the bed just in case*