Dungeon Masters gathered in their basements
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerers of spams construction
In the Mine Fields the bodies burning
As the pill machine keeps turning
Soup and spam to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds, oh lord yeah!
Dr Dave hides himself away
He only started the crock pot
Why should he go out to stir?
He leaves that role to the elves
Time will tell on his power mind
Making soup just for fun
Treating people just like beans in broth
Wait till his judgment day comes, yeah!
Now in darkness, spam stops turning
As the soup machine keeps burning
No more war trolls have the power
Hand of Menty has struck the hour
Day of judgment, Wacky is calling
On their knees, the war trolls crawling
Begging mercy for their sins
Eggs, laughing, spreads his wings
All right now!
(yeah I know it's stupid)
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerers of spams construction
In the Mine Fields the bodies burning
As the pill machine keeps turning
Soup and spam to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds, oh lord yeah!
Dr Dave hides himself away
He only started the crock pot
Why should he go out to stir?
He leaves that role to the elves
Time will tell on his power mind
Making soup just for fun
Treating people just like beans in broth
Wait till his judgment day comes, yeah!
Now in darkness, spam stops turning
As the soup machine keeps burning
No more war trolls have the power
Hand of Menty has struck the hour
Day of judgment, Wacky is calling
On their knees, the war trolls crawling
Begging mercy for their sins
Eggs, laughing, spreads his wings
All right now!
(yeah I know it's stupid)
