Song for Julie Powell

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Julia Child, Julia Child
Fatty foods and pearls
You can debone a pond of ducks
But you'll never be her girl

'Cause you say FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK all day long
And you blog FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK like it was birdsong
On a wing
A southern-fried wing
But you can't sing to Julia
When all you say is FUCK SHIT CUNT MOTHERFUCK

Debone a pond of ducks
Miller faps and faps
Debone a pong of ducks
Miller faps and faps
Glazing hams, glazing hams
Of regret and shame
A roast with no name
Orange sauce tears
It's a losing game

When you say FUCK not DUCK but FUCK
Little pearls of cold black death
Clutching your throat

La gallina degollada
La gallina degollada

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't care of that was a you tag, I like that my name was in it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I don't use you tags. They are a tired device.

Besides, if it were a you tag it would ape your full username, and not be "Miller".

This is how I always know a you tag -- nobody here addresses me by my full username.

THE FUNNY THING IS I LOVE THAT SHITTY MOVIE AND WATCH IT REPEATEDLY EVEN THOUGH AMY ADAMS PLAYING JULIE POWELL IS A SICK WHITEWASH, SINCE JULIE POWELL IS A FATTY WITH THE MOUTH OF A TRUCKER LOL

 

[Dr Dave]

GOOD SONG!

 

[Cassie]

It was a cute movie. I didn't find out about Julie TRUCKER MOUTH SLUT Powell until after I saw it.