Song for Neelix

[Hambil]

I loved Kas
But she had to turn to gas (or something)
and now I morn by making food
for Paris and his best friend Asian dude
and if I only had some skill
to be worth more than gagh on the grill...
Maybe she'd come back to me
and we'd live in sweet harmony
But that won't happen because B&B
are Gay
So very Gay
They hate hot women
They are so Gay
Gay
Gay
Gay
Gay
But that's okay, I like them anyway

 

[Gagh]

Needs more Kes' taint / Neelix Schlong.

 

[Hambil]

You may not know but I have a three pronged dick.
That's okay because Kes had three big clits.
We where the perfect sexual match,
Until B&B made her into gas (or something)
Now I just make food and occasionally know stuff that I shouldn't really know but shut up I'm cool and USEFUL.
Don't look at me like that...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Neelix liked kids

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Who'd have thought that 7-year old pussy could be considered "old"?










(Note to FBI: We're talking about Kes' species on Voyager, who only live 9 years. NOTHING TO SEE HERE!)

 

[Dr Dave]

Good show Hambil, good show.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How could a one year old who lives underground have had enough life experience to converse with adults as equals (let alone shag them)?