Song I wrote about everyone

[CaptainWacky]

well when you eat allt he food
you can't expect not to get scik
but ond't worry baby
i'll be there holding my dick
yeah
that's right
hodling me little dick
holding all day and night baby
for you
I'm just a dick holding kind of guy
that's me
the dick-holder
hey hey
let's break it down
I'M GONNA HOLD MY DICK
HOLD IT FOR YOU
HOLD IT FOR EVER, JUST FOR YOU
I LOVE TO HOLD MY DICK, I LOVE TO MAKE YOU HAPPY
THAT'S ALL IM ABOUT BABY ALL NGIHT TOO
HOO HOO
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah
just hodling my dick
for you
baby
holding my dick for you
that's all I'm gonna do

 

[whisky]

Number 1 next week

 

[Gagh]

That was so beautiful, and coupled with TK's 5th anniversary, I'm choking up here!

 

[CaptainWacky]

THAt's RIGHT I WROT EIT FOR TEH TK FITHTEENTH ANIVERsayr THING TOO

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I just put on my tux and wanked.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I RESPECT THAT CHOICE.

 

[Caitriona]

It's already a classic... everyone is singing it in the shower.

 

[Ghost Rider]

reminds me of the beetles

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WHO WANTS ME TO COME OVER AND SING IT IN THEIR SHOWER?

 

[Ishcabittle]

*sheepishly raises hand*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

sING IT IN THE PWOER

 

[Ishcabittle]

um, ya. rly.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I STOLE IT FROM BOB DYLAN

 

[curiousa2z]

well, he'll die someday so then he won't be able to sue you.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Unless I die too then his ghost can sue mine.

 

[Gagh]

he meant BOB DYLAN THE GREENGROCER FROM DUNFRIES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I meant BOB THE BUILDER THE RAPISTS from ELESTREE STUDIOS!?

 

[Gagh]

ARE THE RAPISTS BOB'S BAND?