Song I wrote about Hitler

[CaptainWacky]

(To be sung to the tune of Jingle Bells.)

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW,
THE RUSSIANS TOOK BERLIN,
DEPRESSED IN HIS BUNKER BELOW,
ADOLF HITLER DID HIMSELF IN,

OH, HITLER DIED, HITLER DIED, HE DIED AND WENT AWAY,
HE BLEW HIS BRAINS OUT WITH A GUN, THE JEWS LET OUT A CHEER, HEY!

SEVENTY MILLION DIED,
HOW MANY IN THE HOLOCAUST I WON'T SAY,
IT WAS MOSTLY HITLER'S FAULT,
BUT THE WHOLE WORLD DID PAY,

OH, EVA BRAUN, EVA BRUAN, SHE LOVED HITLER'S COCK,
SHE'D SUCK IT, FUCK IT, DO IT ALL,
EVEN TEA-BAG HIS ONE BALL, HEY!

HITLER DIED, HITLER DIED, HE DIED AND WENT AWAY,
THE THIRD REICH FELL, HIS ANGER DID SWELL, HE BLEW HIMSELF AWAY!
HEY!

 

[Gagh]

tHAT'S BEAUTIFUL wACKY, BUT WHAT ABOUT mUSSOLINI AND tHE bnp?

 

[CaptainWacky]

COMEDY RAP COMING IN 2011

 

[headvoid]

Make sure Timmy Mallet is involved

 

[CaptainWacky]

BOFF!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Best song about Hitler made in the last 60 years.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If only I could travel back and in time and sing it to Hitler in his dying moments.