Song I wrote about Natalie Portman

[CaptainWacky]

I did my best to notice
When the call came down the line
Up to the platform of surrender
I was brought but I was kind
And sometimes I get nervous
When I see your Natalie face
Close your Natalie eyes
Clear your Natalie heart...
Cut the cord

Are you Portman?
Or are you Hershlag?
Your first name's Natalie
But your surname changed
And I'm on my knees
Worshipping your bare jew feet
Are you Portman?
Or are you Hershlag?

Pay my respects to your grace and virtue
Send my condolences Keira Knightley
Give my regards to Michelle Trachtenberg,
They always did the best they could
And so long to devotion
You taught me everything I know
Wave goodbye
Wish me well..
You've gotta let me go

Are you Portman?
Or are you Hershlag?
Your first name's Natalie
But your surname changed
And I'm on my knees
Worshipping your bare jew feet
Are you Portman?
Or are you Hershlag?

Will your nipples be visible alright?
When the paps photo you tonight?
You have to do more photoshoots for wanking
Let me know is your heart still beating

Are you Portman?
Or are you Hershlag?
Your first name's Natalie
But your surname changed
And I'm on my knees
Worshipping your bare jew feet

You've gotta let me know

Are you Portman?
Or are you Hershlag?
Your first name's Natalie
But your surname changed
And I'm on my knees
Worshipping your bare jew feet
Are you Portman?
Or are you Hershlag?

Are you Portman?
Or are you Hershlag?

Are you Portman?
Or are you Hershlag?

 

[The Tomtrek]

I cried.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There will be a major controversy about the lyrics of course.