SONG I WROTE ABOUT NATALIE

[CaptainWacky]

DON'T TREAT ME LIKE A WOMAN,
DON'T TREAT ME LIKE A MAN,
DON'T TREAT ME LIKE YOU KNOW ME,
TREAT ME FOR JUST WHO I AM,
OOOOOOOOH, DON'T TREAT ME LIKE A WOMAN,
DON'T TREAT ME LIKE A MAN,
DON'T TREAT ME LIKE YOU KNOW ME,
JUST TREAT ME BOY...
FOR WHO AND WHAT I AM

 

[Gagh]

Needs more references to WANKING.

 

[CaptainWacky]

then Jericho breaks her thumb with a hammer

 

[Gagh]

But that would be sad - RIGHT HERE, IN THE MINEFIELD, BANG BANG!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Foley ate all the unsold copies of his failed books.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BANG BANG!

 

[The Question]

No, she'd do the Peanutbutter Jelleh, the Peanutbutter Jelleh, the Peanutbutter Jellehwitha

BASE!

BALL!

BAT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

NATLANIE