SONG I WROTE FOR JETHRO

[Gagh]

JETHRO
OH JETHRO
YOU HAVE A BEARD
AND A BELLY
WHICH IS COOL BY ME
OH JETHRO
OH JETHRO
YOU ARE THE ONLY UNICYCLING MINISTER
THAT I'VE EVER KNOWN
I THINK YOU MAY BE
THE ONLY ONE I EVER WILL KNOW
OH JETHRO
OH JETHRO
I WAS SNIPPY TO YOU AT TBBS
MANY MOONS AGO
UNTIL YOU SAID I WAS INTERESTING
AND THAT YOU'D LIKE TO HAVE A PINT WITH ME
THEN I THOUGHT THIS GUY IS OK
EVEN IF HE WANTS TO BURN ALL THE HOMOS
YEAH BURN ALL THE HOMOS
WHILE KATE_543 FLICKS HER BEAN
YEAH KATE_543 FLICKING HER BEAN
WHILE THE HOMOS BURN
AND JETHRO UNICYCLES
AROUND THE PYRE OF BURNING HOMOS
I FIND THAT INTERESTING
OH JETHRO
I FIND THAT INTERESTING
THAT'S WHY I LIKE YOU
BECAUSE OF THE BURNING HOMOS

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Pithy, pungent and very nearly pyhrric.

4 out of 5 Silents.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Get it right. It's FLAMING homos.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jethro's hatred of homos has been greatly overstated.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He loves me long time. Nuff said.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Katie would burn her hands after touching you, however.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well, she's got a surprise waiting for her on the other side then.

 

[Gagh]

JETHRO SNUBBED ME

 

[CaptainWacky]

Other people need Jethro's attention too. He is like Aslan.

 

[Gagh]

HE MAKES ME HOT

 

[CaptainWacky]

He had sex with the girl who played Susan in the Lion, Witch, Wardrobe movie. SHE'S SEVENTEEN!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SHE'S SAVED! (SHAVED)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate Lewis for what he did to Susan's character in The Last Battle and I'll NEVER forgive him (or Jethro) for it.

 

[Gagh]

I wish JETHRO WOULD REPLY THE UNICYCLING GIT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jethro only visits TK once every three months.

 

[Jethro]

That song was so beautiful, it made me cry.

 

[Shatna]

See you in June! Thanks for stopping by!

 

[Gagh]

Would you like a song, Shatna?

 

[Shatna]

YES!

 

[CaptainWacky]

JETHRO IF YOu'RE NOT TOO BUSY COULD YOU KINDLY SUCK MY FAT COCK THANKS?